Who are Cybergogo?
To a large extent we’re friends who fate assembled. Many of us originally crossed paths while working in other roles, but the experiences we shared then brought us back together. Why? Well as a team we all make each other better, and most importantly we all enjoy helping others do better too.
If you want to learn a little more about us the questions below where crafted by a top psychologist to reveal the type of people you’re getting involved with…
About Us.
We don’t know who you are or why you are here. If you are looking for unfriendly, egotistical, narcissistic nerds, we can tell you we don’t have them here. But what we do have is a very particular set of skills, skills we have acquired over long careers. Skills that mean we won’t be a nightmare for people like you. If you speak to us now, it can be the start of a conversation. We won’t look for you, we will not pursue you (much). But if you don’t… we will… well nothing really, enjoy your day!
Gareth Roberts.
Branding & Marketing Manager.
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
This is a tough one! I don't know whether to go with a Bear Grylls type to make sure I survive. Sod it, I'm just thinking having a laugh with someone who seems sound is more important! So, Ricky Gervais.
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms? The potatoes are of average size.
Are we talking using a bag to hold them here? Or balancing them in your hands/arms? If so, is someone else stacking them? A lot of variables to consider here! I'm taking this too seriously aren't! 50 (No bag, but with a loading assistant!)
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
Humans! However, I do have faith that us humans will get our shit together before its too late.
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
In my head I can sing along to a Beatles song in tune and reminiscent of Lennon or McCartney. Apparently this is not the case! So, I'd go with Paul McCartney.
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
I know Mark ate 60! Which is just mad! I reckon maybe 30 at a push?
Where is your happy place?
Abersoch, or anywhere on the Llyn peninsula, my Mum's side of the family are from there. Loads of happy childhood memories and we have a caravan there.
Mark Harrison.
Director / Web Developer.
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
I'd go with Joe Rogan, wouldn't run out of things to talk about and we could probably survive for a while as well!
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms? The potatoes are of average size.
I'd back myself with 30!
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
Social Media.
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
Chuck Berry.
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
I've already done 60 in one go so would have to go 70 next time! and always red sauce!
Where is your happy place?
In California, best holiday I have ever been on. Or an easier place to get to is on the golf course!
Matt Whitehead.
Director / App Developer.
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
Louis Theroux, i'm sure he would keep me entertained with the crazy stories he has picked up over the years.
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms? The potatoes are of average size.
18 - I think the rest of the team are overestimating how many they can hold!
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
I'd say a meteor strike but then again, i'm sure Dwayne Johnson could save us all.
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
It would be pretty cool to be able to rap like classic Eminem, he's the GOAT.
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
45
Where is your happy place?
Can't beat being of a golf course.. if i'm playing well.
Dan Holleron.
App Developer / Web Developer
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
Richard Ayoade, would never stop being a laugh!
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms? The potatoes are of average size.
20 probably, but balance would start being an issue
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
Thanos
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
Jack Black! Actually an amazing voice, but hilarious as well.
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
Whatever Mark can do +1, Sweet Chilli for the dip
Where is your happy place?
Anywhere quiet I can read!
Chloe Depledge.
Social Media Manager.
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
If i were stuck on a desert island it would be with Harry Styles, I think he'd have some interesting stories but I don't think we'd survive very long.
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms?
The potatoes are of average size.
I'm quite clumsy at the best of times so I'd say probably 10 max if I was stood still.
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
Inflation, a freddo used to be 10p.
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
Feel like its quite predictable but probably Adele.
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
After seeing Mark eat 60 in one siting I think 30 max and that would be pushing it!
Where is your happy place?
I'd say my happy place is Barcelona, try to go once a year, always have a good time there and a lot of happy memories!
Chris Ridley.
Solutions Consultant.
If you were stuck on a desert island, forever, with one celebrity, who would you want that person to be and why?
Ray Mears. You have to go the survivalist route, someone thats going to build you a shelter, hunt and cook. Definitely not Tom Hanks.
How many potatoes do you think you could carry only using your hands/arms? The potatoes are of average size.
I'd think 40-50 surely. It will have to be tested at some point.
What is the greatest threat to humanity?
Greed and the love of money.
If you could have the singing voice of any person in history, who’s voice would you choose?
Chris Cornell. Just listen to "Like a Stone".
How many McDonalds Chicken Nuggets could you eat in one sitting and what single dip would you choose?
30. I'm confident my 14 year old son would soundly beat me and anyone else on the planet though.
Where is your happy place?
If I could be anywhere, at anytime, probably on a beach in Croatia with family who are no longer with us. Ice cream in hand, watching my kids enjoy the Adriatic. Slowly turning into a Lobster despite being covered in factor 50.